TITLE: GADZOOKS! Neutron Detection at the Kiloton Scale... and Beyond ABSTRACT: Water Cherenkov detectors have been used for many years to study neutrino interactions and search for nucleon decays. Super-Kamiokande, at 50 kilotons the largest such underground detector in the world, has enjoyed over ten years of interesting and important physics results. Looking to the future, for the last five years R&D on a potential upgrade to the detector has been underway. Enriching Super-K with 100,000 kilograms of a water-soluble gadolinium compound - thereby enabling it to detect thermal neutrons and dramatically improving its performance as a detector for supernova neutrinos, reactor neutrinos, atmospheric neutrinos, and also as a target for the upcoming T2K long-baseline neutrino experiment - will be discussed. BIO: Prof. Mark Vagins received his B.S. from the California Institute of Technology and his Ph.D. in particle physics from Yale University. He is currently a professor at the University of Tokyo's Institute for the Physics and Mathematics of the Universe (with a joint appointment at the University of California, Irvine) and is one of the central participants in the Super-Kamiokande experiment in Japan. When not hunting supernova neutrinos, he enjoys scuba diving, flying ultra-light aircraft, eating raw pufferfish, loitering in high radiation areas, public speaking, and other life-threatening activities.